Rach and the Milk Thief

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  • That’s a good solution, I used to add blue food colouring to my milk – that kept the buggers clear (and made it easy to spot if someone was brave enough to swipe it)

  • Rach

    That’s a pretty good idea! So putting food colouring in the milk doesn’t change the way it tastes? I’m up for trying anything. I feel it’s only a matter of time before the milk thief is brazen enough to take it from a cup covered in yellow post-its bearing my name!

  • I couldn’t detect any change in taste, but you do have to get used to drinking some weird-ass looking tea

  • Lizzy

    Taff for the sake of comedy you have to put ear medicine or something in your milk, mark it and leave it in the fridge. Please do this PLEASE GOD DO THIS.

  • Dirty Hun

    It’s pangs, not prangs

  • Who cares if they steal some of your milk?

    EDITED BY TAFF FOR NOT BEING NICE

  • PS only joking can’t wait to come visit!!!

  • Rach

    Just for that there will be no constant supply of Irn Bru, Monster Munch or other Britain related foods that you love/miss!