Itâ€™s mid-September and Iâ€™ve just been to the shopping centre on my lunch break. Much to my complete delight, and probably everyone elseâ€™s horror, Iâ€™ve seen my first Christmas product on display. A Cadburyâ€™s Selection Box. Two minutes later I saw Christmas cards for sale in Marks and Spencer.
Iâ€™m one of those annoyingly calorie conscious people. I drink two litres of water a day, I get prangs of guilt when I eat a chocolate bar, I eat five portions of fruit and veg, and for as far back as I can remember Iâ€™ve used skimmed milk in the things I eat and drink.
And this is where the story of the milk thief startsâ€¦